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OFF-SEASON PROFILES FINALE
Guest Author Vinson Mulvey joins us to pen the climactic final edition of the Off-Season Profiles!

THE LEGION OF DOOM: THE EVIL EMPIRE
In this penultimate edition of Off-Season Profiles we talk about what YOU need to do to BEAT THE CHAMP.

I LIKE IAN ON TOPPER: WHO ARE YOU CALLING TOP-HEAVY?
Is Topczewski gearing up for a deep run or a sophomore slump in 2024? Find out in Part 10 of our Off-Season Profiles

PICKLE THE BEAST: 100% JUICED
Pickle the Beast is building a title team through long balls and steals and just a touch of ‘ROID RAGE in part 9 of 12 of our Offseason Profiles

MINOR LEAGUE DRAFT/KEEPERS FAQ
It’s all minor league talk today as I answer questions about Rule Proposals V and VI and what their impact will be on the way you play.

HARPER’S FERRY: THE SIN OF IDOLATRY
This off-season profile is about Bryce Harper and his perfect jawline. No criticism of Harper allowed here. He’s perfect. Always. Welcome to Part 8.

GRADE THE TRADE: THE THREESOME
In this unprecedented edition of Grade the Trade, we evaluate three trades involving four teams at the same time. Can we take it all? Let’s find out.

TRADE ALERT: THREE TRADES PROCESS IN HECTIC EVENING
Three trades involving four owners broke this evening in a frenetic set of deals involving several big names.

TRADE RUMOR: ELLY ENCHANTED LISTENING TO OFFERS ON DE LA CRUZ
Sources claim Martindell listening to offers on Elly De La Cruz

MENDOZA LINERS: THICC THIGHS FOREVER
Michael Staron's players don't skip leg day. Here's why that has him positioned to make a deep run this season. Off-Season Profile #7 (The thiccening)

GRADE THE TRADE: THE DRAFT IS FOR FASCISTS
Did the newbie just fleece a top four team? Find out in this edition of “Grade the Trade"

BREAKING: TOPCZEWSKI DEALS BELLINGER AND 7th FOR ROBERT AND MONTGOMERY
Dan Topczewski trades Cody Bellinger and his 7th round pick to newcomer John Sitko for Jordan Montgomery and Luis Robert

BIG DESANTIS ENERGY: WHY ISN’T THIS WORKING?
Why can’t James break through? We try to crack the code on the puzzling losing streak of one of the league’s most storied franchises.

GRADE THE TRADE: THE PRICE OF A BLENDER
Guest author Richard Martindell Jr chimes in Trea Turner for a 7th round pick and whether it was MSRP or clearance pricing in this edition of Grade the Trade

BREAKING NEWS: TURNER TO HIROSHIMA CARPE DIEM
The first of 1 in a Row’s trade chips has been dealt

BO KNOWS: PITCHING IS OVERRATED
Chicks dig the long ball, or so they tell me. We discuss whether pitching matters in this week’s offseason profile with Bo Knows

SHIRLEY’S SOX: THE GOAT AND THE SHEEP
Brooke Weaver has the best player in baseball on her roster. Find out how she turns that value into a title in part 4 of 12.

GRADE THE TRADE: THE FANTASTIC FOUR
Welcome to the first, and possibly the last, edition of Grade the Trade

MI CASAS ES SU CASAS: IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO
Outfield is thin? Well you can blame this team in part 3 of 12. All Rise.

ELLY ENCHANTED: MURPHY’S FIRST LAW
In Part 2 of 12 I analyze Elly Enchanted, a team of youth, potential, and historically bad luck