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If I Were to Do Power Rankings for Week 8…
Richard Martindell breaks down week 8 in the league as two matchups involving the top 4 teams concludes.



TOPPERS POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 1*
Weeks 1 and 2 of the definitely weekly Power Rankings by Beer-Master Dan Topczewski!


2025 Offseason Rankings
Richard finally posts the first article of 2025 where he overly judges everyone’s teams. Including his own.


WEEK 11 RECAP: 1/4 MILE AT A TIME
Jon Sitko guest writes this week’s recap, in which he gives out some very special mid-season awards!



GRADE THE TRADE: WHAT IS A MAN?
Richard Martindell Jr analyzes the most recent worst trade in league history and answers the age old question… Who is the real villain here?

WEEK 8 RECAP: BLOWOUT CITY
Week 8 was the week of the blowout! Make sure you’re stocked up on wet wipes and get to work on that sticky back, because this was gross.

WEEK 7 RECAP: DO THE ROTO
Another weird changeup for the recap. Weirder than usual actually.


GRADE THE TRADE: I’M HAPPY. HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY TOO.
Richard is feeling a little upset at all the trades going on. Sort of. Maybe upset is too strong, but definitely gruntled. Let’s read on.

WEEK 5 RECAP: PANIC METER
We are 25% of the way through the regular season, so it’s time to check in on our owners and gauge their level of PANIC.

WEEK 4 RECAP: THE PATRICK INCURSION
Ian Shaw is on a union mandated break from writing about his friends. In his place is replacement writer Patrick Weaver, who is 30% smaller but not where it counts.