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THE HALFWAY HOUSE: 2026 MID-SEASON REPORT CARDS
Have you ever wanted to know what your peers think of you? Well you’re a loser. You should instead care what a soulless automaton pretends to think of you while filtering shallow nonsensical observations through the sieve of a garbage bag with holes in it.
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Death of the Draft
Richard takes a look at the 2026 draft and notices a fatal difference from previous years…
OFF-SEASON POWER RANKINGS PART II
Sequels are always better. Empire Strike Back, Spider-Man 2, Half-Life 2, and now OFF-SEASON POWER RANKINGS TWO!!!!
OFFSEASON POWER RANKINGS
Time for the most objective subjective exercise in the history of this league. IT’S POWER RANKINGS TIME BABY.
IS HE THE GOAT?
Vinson Mulvey captures his record breaking third straight fantasy title. With that, the question must be asked. Is he the G.O.A.T.?
If I Were to Do Power Rankings for The Playoffs…
Richard Martindell breaks down the playoffs and ranks the teams with the best 2026 outlook.
If I Were to Do Power Rankings for Week 13…
Richard Martindell breaks down a week 13 which sees some sinking teams put up heroic fights.
If I Were to Do Power Rankings for Week 12…
Richard Martindell breaks down a week 12 that saw no movement in the standings.
If I Were to Do Power Rankings for Week 11…
Richard Martindell breaks down a week 11 that saw a climatic weekend.
If I Were to Do Power Rankings for Week 10…
Richard Martindell breaks down week 10 which broke some backs along the way.
If I Were to Do Power Rankings for Week 9…
Richard Martindell breaks down week 9 which saw a few upsets occur against the top teams and some surprising performances from teams who sold.
If I Were to Do Power Rankings for Week 8…
Richard Martindell breaks down week 8 in the league as two matchups involving the top 4 teams concludes.
If I Were to Do Power Rankings for Week 7…
Richard Martindell continues to sub in for Dan as he discusses the dowries offered with several trades in this week’s power rankings.
If I Were to Do Power Rankings for Week 6…
Richard Martindell takes over from Dan to continue the weekly power rankings which saw the end of some team’s hopes.
TOPPERS POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 1*
Weeks 1 and 2 of the definitely weekly Power Rankings by Beer-Master Dan Topczewski!
2025 Offseason Rankings
Richard finally posts the first article of 2025 where he overly judges everyone’s teams. Including his own.