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WEEK 7 RECAP: DO THE ROTO
Another weird changeup for the recap. Weirder than usual actually.


GRADE THE TRADE: I’M HAPPY. HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY TOO.
Richard is feeling a little upset at all the trades going on. Sort of. Maybe upset is too strong, but definitely gruntled. Let’s read on.

WEEK 5 RECAP: PANIC METER
We are 25% of the way through the regular season, so it’s time to check in on our owners and gauge their level of PANIC.

WEEK 4 RECAP: THE PATRICK INCURSION
Ian Shaw is on a union mandated break from writing about his friends. In his place is replacement writer Patrick Weaver, who is 30% smaller but not where it counts.

GRADE THE TRADE: DUELING ARTICLES
For the first time ever, two owners offer their contrasting opinions regarding a controversial deal. Strap in, or strap on (whatever your preference), this one’s girthy.

WEEK 3 RECAP: SOUND & FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING
Week 3 was a week of underwhelming performances and not a lot of movement. Thus this will be rushed, unpolished Weekly Recap. You don’t deserve better. Be better.

TRADE ALERT: JH LEE AND SEWALD FOR BELLO
The week has barely begun and players are on the move as JH Lee and Paul Sewald have been dealt for Brayan Bello.

TRADE ALERT: KIKUCHI AND LOWE FOR HOERNER AND HARRISON
Breaking news on an early morning deal between Jon Sitko and Andrew Heller

WEEK 2 RECAP: A NEW BALANCE OF POWER
Week 2 is history and the established order continues to be rocked like a hurricane.

WEEK 1 RECAP: OVERREACTION THEATER
Week 1 is in the books! Time to overreact to everything that happened with our first WEEKLY RECAP.

THE PREDICTION OPUS
Happy Opening Day! Enjoy some festive reading as I peer into my crystal ball to predict the 15th season of LOMG Baseball.

GRADE THE TRADE: IT BURNES…
Chourio for Burnes. The three-ring circus reaches its crescendo in this final pre-draft edition of Grade the Trade.

TOPPER’S TEAM TAKES
Dan Topczewski is here in a questionable mental state to tell you all why your favorite team sucks (or not). Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

RICHARD’S OFF-SEASON REPORT CARD
Richard Martindell Jr grades each team on their off-season prowess (or lack thereof). It’s report card time baby!

GRADE THE TRADE: MARCH MADNESS
The league is rocked by two huge trades as the final sprint to draft day begins.

MULVEY’S MINOR LEAGUE MUSINGS
Guest author Vinson Mulvey presents his magnum opus on strategy for the new Minor League Keeper and Draft System! You don’t want to miss this!

DRAFT ORDER IS SET: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
The 2024 Draft Order has been announced. See where the teams fell and what the initial impact is on the final weeks of the off-season.

OFF-SEASON PROFILES FINALE
Guest Author Vinson Mulvey joins us to pen the climactic final edition of the Off-Season Profiles!

THE LEGION OF DOOM: THE EVIL EMPIRE
In this penultimate edition of Off-Season Profiles we talk about what YOU need to do to BEAT THE CHAMP.