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WEEK 11 RECAP: 1/4 MILE AT A TIME
Jon Sitko guest writes this week’s recap, in which he gives out some very special mid-season awards!
GRADE THE TRADE: WHAT IS A MAN?
Richard Martindell Jr analyzes the most recent worst trade in league history and answers the age old question… Who is the real villain here?
WEEK 8 RECAP: BLOWOUT CITY
Week 8 was the week of the blowout! Make sure you’re stocked up on wet wipes and get to work on that sticky back, because this was gross.
WEEK 7 RECAP: DO THE ROTO
Another weird changeup for the recap. Weirder than usual actually.
GRADE THE TRADE: I’M HAPPY. HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY TOO.
Richard is feeling a little upset at all the trades going on. Sort of. Maybe upset is too strong, but definitely gruntled. Let’s read on.
WEEK 5 RECAP: PANIC METER
We are 25% of the way through the regular season, so it’s time to check in on our owners and gauge their level of PANIC.
WEEK 4 RECAP: THE PATRICK INCURSION
Ian Shaw is on a union mandated break from writing about his friends. In his place is replacement writer Patrick Weaver, who is 30% smaller but not where it counts.
GRADE THE TRADE: DUELING ARTICLES
For the first time ever, two owners offer their contrasting opinions regarding a controversial deal. Strap in, or strap on (whatever your preference), this one’s girthy.
WEEK 3 RECAP: SOUND & FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING
Week 3 was a week of underwhelming performances and not a lot of movement. Thus this will be rushed, unpolished Weekly Recap. You don’t deserve better. Be better.
TRADE ALERT: JH LEE AND SEWALD FOR BELLO
The week has barely begun and players are on the move as JH Lee and Paul Sewald have been dealt for Brayan Bello.
TRADE ALERT: KIKUCHI AND LOWE FOR HOERNER AND HARRISON
Breaking news on an early morning deal between Jon Sitko and Andrew Heller
WEEK 2 RECAP: A NEW BALANCE OF POWER
Week 2 is history and the established order continues to be rocked like a hurricane.
WEEK 1 RECAP: OVERREACTION THEATER
Week 1 is in the books! Time to overreact to everything that happened with our first WEEKLY RECAP.
THE PREDICTION OPUS
Happy Opening Day! Enjoy some festive reading as I peer into my crystal ball to predict the 15th season of LOMG Baseball.
GRADE THE TRADE: IT BURNES…
Chourio for Burnes. The three-ring circus reaches its crescendo in this final pre-draft edition of Grade the Trade.
TOPPER’S TEAM TAKES
Dan Topczewski is here in a questionable mental state to tell you all why your favorite team sucks (or not). Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
RICHARD’S OFF-SEASON REPORT CARD
Richard Martindell Jr grades each team on their off-season prowess (or lack thereof). It’s report card time baby!